{"id":6959,"date":"2017-02-06T21:52:06","date_gmt":"2017-02-06T21:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyalatours.com\/blog\/?p=6959"},"modified":"2017-02-07T15:41:41","modified_gmt":"2017-02-07T15:41:41","slug":"san-valentin-con-humor-st-valentines-with-humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nyalatours.com\/blog\/san-valentin-con-humor-st-valentines-with-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"SAN VALENTIN CON HUMOR | VALENTINE\u00b4S WITH HUMOUR"},"content":{"rendered":"

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SINGLE ON VALENTINE\u00b4S?\u00a0\u00a0 MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON TRIPS!<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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VALENTINE\u00b4S DURING CRISIS – \u00a0 I DON\u00b4T KNOW IF SHE\u00b4LL BE EXCITED, BUT CRY SHE\u00b4LL CRY FOR SURE.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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4 FALSE EXCUSES ON VALENTINE\u00b4S THAT THEY TELL US AS TO NOT CELEBRATE IT.<\/span><\/h4>\n
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  1. \u00a0I DON\u00b4T GIVE HER ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON\u00b4T WANT HER TO THINK THAT ARE RELATIONSHIP IS GETTING SERIOUS.\u00a0 (Relax, you show that to her everytime you see her…)<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u00a0IT\u00b4S A CAPITALIST INVENTION AND I DON\u00b4T EXPECT TO SUPPORT THAT.\u00a0 (And to wash your hair is also seen by you as capitalist?)<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. I REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING ON THAT DAY, I CAN\u00b4T STAND SO MANY HEARTS EVERYWHERE… (Another excuse to stay home playing video games…)<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. WELL, I PREFER TO SURPISE HER, WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT… (When did she leave you?)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    HERE IN COMPLETE PEACE WAITING FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    TU ERES EL \u00daNICO.<\/span> A QUIEN ESCRIBO MENSAJE DE TEXTO CUANDO ESTOY BORRACH@.\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0 ESTO ES EL AMOR.\u00a0 Designed by NaughtyLittleCards<\/span>
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    PARAR\u00c9 EL MUNDO Y DERRITIR\u00c9 CONTIGO<\/span><\/p>\n

    NADA NOS VA A PARAR AHORA<\/span><\/p>\n

    SIMPLEMENTE NO PUEDO PARAR DE QUERERTE<\/span><\/p>\n

    NO PARES DE CREER <\/span><\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a>ME ENCIENDES \u00a0<\/span>Designed by DarkroomandDearly<\/span>
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    MI CORAZ\u00d3N EST\u00c1 ZONADO EXCLUSIVAMENTE POR TI.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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    T\u00da &YO HACEMOS CLIC<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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    SOLO TENGO —— POR T\u00cd.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

    \"\"<\/a>SIEMPRE TE ESTOY FICHANDO<\/span><\/h4>\n

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    T\u00da ERES EL CALIENTE DE MI CHOCOLATE<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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    PIENSO EN TI PERIODICAMENTE<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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    \"\"<\/a>FELIZ D\u00cdA DE SAN VALENT\u00cdN A MI\u00a0\u00a0 MARIDO<\/del><\/span> \u00a0<\/span>CITA CALIENTE POR VIDA<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/h4>\n

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    \"\"<\/a>NUESTRA QU\u00cdMICA ES INNEGABLE<\/span><\/p>\n

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